ITS NOT ALL A SAC OF SHIT

Everyone knows how much I hate living out here in Sacramento county. But there are actually some positives in living out here. So here is my top 5 reason why I actually living out in Sac.

5. I'm closer to the snow then you are. Yes thats right everyone is the Bay Area has to drive about 3 hours to get to the closest resort. I just have to drive a little less then an hour to get to Boreal and about 1.5 hrs to get to Sierra.

4. Its quite! There are no sounds of buses or trains. I can actually fall asleep to silence. Don't get me wrong I miss hearing the sound of the L-Taraval out my window but it I am enjoying complete silence when I sleep now.

3. living out here makes me appreciate how dope San Francisco and the Bay Area is. I don't want to get off track and start talking about SF now, because this post is about why I actually like living out here in Sac

2. White woman!! Especially the new age white woman you know the white woman who have ass. There is alot of that out here. Now all I gotta do is find the ones who like the experiment with Dark dudes.. LOL.. its funny how all my friends who ask me HOW IT IS LIVING OUT HERE they always ask em about the white chicks out here.

1. FAMILY!! of course this is the #1 reason why I actually like living out here. I have basically lived away from the folkers since I was 18 which means that I only really saw my parents and bro and sis during holidays or when I would visit them once a month. So I really didn't get to see my bro and sis grow.. which is a trip cuz damn I got a sister that is in college and a brother that thinks hes a fresh ass dancer. They grew up way to fast. I remember when they were small little fat kids now they are all grown up. The funniest thing I heard this weekend was my sister talking on the phone to her friend and trying to be all secretive and saying the word "purple" like I don't know what "purple" is/means. Well yeah, it feels great to have family around.
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I DONT PRESS THE DELETE BUTTON

THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS

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RANDOM ROLS ON A MONDAY

HAPPY BORNDAY to the homie KRAM!!  Dude I don't know if i can eat dinner with you anymore.  LOL!  This was the 2nd time that bad service followed you when I was present.  At least our food wasn't tampered with with some ugly boobs.  HAHAH.  On the reals though.  That was the first time I didn't leave tip.  Well anyways the waitress was all hung over and all sloppy.  She gets none from us.

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It feels good not working graveyard anymore.  I get to see the people I truly missed and adore.  Yea that sounded gay.  But that was realtalk!

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We are starting Wednesday bowling nights again starting this Weds.  Who is down?  Oh and Also hoops on Tuesday nights at Westlake gym.  OH IT FEELS GREAT NOT TO BE A VAMPIRE ANYMORE.

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Speaking of Vampires I'm really feeling the Song OXFORD COMMA by Vampire Weekend.  Shout out to Alano for putting me on this group.  Every once and a while I do step out of the realm of Hip hop and Rnb and i will get my Alternative on.  Ya heard!

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I can't wait for tomorrow!

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QUICK TOP 5 LIST:

ROLS TOP 5 BLOGS TO READ as of last week

5. MOS-JEF:  i know its a brand new blog but damn....dude had me crackin up already

4.GRUBADUBDUB:  Just like MOSJEF said "she's spicy and tastes good!" wait is that what he said.  LOL!

3. SHARE'S "TABO" LIST:  reading her blog made me want to start my own.  She's Real with hers!

2. THE UGLY MIND:  Dude had the list of all list on his blog.  Plus He gave the 308 Experiment a shout out!  " WE AT IT AGAIN!"

1. REEGSPEAK:  This blog is probably every body's favorite so it had to be my #1 on this list.  Plus me and dude have so much in common from fashion to music plus we had the " greatest nap"  together on the same couch at Weezys house ie.  Ross and Joey on That friends episode.  LOL.  I must say tho we just finished drinking heavily during the Bay to Breakers. HAHAHAH  NO HOMO!!! 

hopefully no feelings got hurt.  Just update your blogs more often then you too can make this prestigious list. haha

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GONE!

DANCE, DANCE DANCING......

I always liked dancing ever since I was a lil kid.  People still don't believe me when I tell them that my grammar school had a break dancing class or that other schools would come to our school to battle. LOL!  Growing up I always learned the new dances whether if it was doing the Whop, THE BUTT or the RUNNING MAN.  So I wanted to do a top 5 list of RO's favorite dance moves. 

5.  THE ED LOVER DANCE

• The Ed Lover Dance #1
• MTV Shows

This dance even had its own song.  The song he dances to in the video is the Ed Lover Dance song.  Dude was a fool for this one.  But every time this song was played everyone did the dance.  Don't get this dance mixed up with the Humpty dance because they are pretty similar.

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4.  THE HARLEM SHAKE

I never really new how to do the Harlem shake but I thought it was fresh when seeing little kids doing this dance especially my younger cousins.  If I new how to do this dance though I think I would be fresh at it.

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3.  THE KID AND PLAY

Don't even front you know damn well yall thought this was the freshest dance.  Its a two person dance and that tapping your toe to your partner toes was pretty fresh.  I still see people doing this dance .  I still do it.  But for fun!

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2.  WALK IT OUT

People just go APE-SH*T when they hear this song.  The footwork is Banana's!  You know when you heard this song in the club you started to WALK IT OUT.  

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1.  THE RUNNING MAN

Peep Turk from SCUBS doing the running man.  He is on point.  To me this is the best dance move ever.  You can add other dance moves with this dance.  And you know once you hear some BELL BIV DEVOE you instantly do the RUNNING MAN (no relation to the Arnold movie)  Be on the lookout if you see me around at a club I will bust out the illest running man you have ever seen!!

WORD UP!

CRAZY SH*T GUYS DO....BECAUSE OF WOMAN

Disclaimer: This is just in general.  This can be any type of relationship.     Some of these things i have done but not all of them. HELL YEAH not all of them.

Smoke Herb.  Because when y'all drive us crazy we need to ease our minds.

Go to the gym and work out.  To take out our frustrations out.

Run over our pagers.  yes this was a while back when pagers were in.

Drink like a savage.

Cry. because guys have feelings too.  LOL!

Call up another female knowing the fact that we aren't gonna do anything but just for satisfaction that you will get mad.

Go to the club and just try and flirt with any chick in sight.

Constantly checking our phone hoping that you will call.  

Do stupid shit like "lie."

Trade a pair of  Jordan's to get a certain night at a club to throw a party.  I don't really think it was stupid.  it was for a good cause.

Say one thing like " its cool we don't need to be cool anymore." then call back like 10 mins later to retract that statement.  I'm stupid for this one.

Dog every guy that she knows.  LOL!

Chase her Ex with a bat just because.

Fight.  Yes this happened.  I was younger.

pretend your gonna hurt yourself when you know dam well that you aren't.

hook up with her friend to get even.  

Try to Ignore her during IM convo's because your mad.

Go shopping and spend mad loot.

wish for her to have a shitty relationship with her new man.  I never done that! realtalk!

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If you can think of anything else.  Feel free to leave it on the comments.  and i will update this entry with your contribution.

Rols UNO