LAST SATURDAY: THE SATURDAY EDITION

I gotta keep these " WHAT ROLS DID ON SATURDAY" posts coming for the homie Sean. Since that's all he reads from my blog.

BORNDAY SHOUTS ON THAT SATURDAY: Big ups to Rach aka "Sweets" and Jenny P. Hope yall had a great birthday!

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THE MORNING EDITION

So my Saturday went like this: I get a call from Reegsta at 7:25am that he is almost at my house so we can go to runclub/walkclub/ and now bike club at the GG bridge. We load up the Bikes into Reegsta's whip and drive to the meeting point. When we get to the Fort Scott parking lot its just A BOY NAMED FRANCIS waiting for us. Unloaded the bikes and rode to the GG bridge to the end then back. After the ride once again my ass was hurting ( Pause) I really need to get those padded shorts soon. For breakfast we went to Home Plate which has the best scones and jam! If you haven't eaten there I suggest you holler at me and treat me to breakfast. LOL! After breakfast The duke of ulloa (alano), The prince of the Ville (reegsta) and myself the king of the sunset (rols) went back to the KINGDOM of ULLOA and took naps. The nap part always happens after RUNCLUB.

THE NIGHT EDITION

I went to Mercury Lounge in the Folsom area to meet up with some friends to celebrate the homie Phils bday. The place is pretty nice. They got a fly bartender which adds points to the place. I didn't get to try the food because I was late but everyone said it was good. But Anup aka Autodraft made me think twice about eating there because he said he yakked twice. Or maybe he was just being Maarte (spelling). Tried a shot called Chocolate cake. It was pretty good cuz it really taste like chocolate. Around 12ish Tiffanyblue, Reegsta, MosJeff, Alano and myself went to Azul because I had to make sure that everything was going well with my friend who was celebrating her bday there because I helped her get the spot. Hopefully she enjoyed the Bottle of Bub I got them. Inside we get more faded and I'm all stealing cupcakes, lumpia, chicken wings and crab cakes from the kitchen area cuz im mad drunk and hella hungry.

Lets cut this story short.

MosJeff: was hella faded he kept asking me about my friends sister. " The girl in the gold dress." Dude gets so Star Struck. He got all excited when we saw Steve Jackson and Al Harrington in there cars. While hopping on Tiff and Reegstas lap, " STEVE JACKSON!!!"

TiffanyBlue: Faded! she left her credit card at azul.

Reegsta: Faded but he don't like to eat when it gets dark..LOL

Alano: Faded but a veteran driver

Rols: BLASTED! head was spinning!

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BONUS:2 pics from the ride

IS THAT YOUR CHICK????

Third installment of TELL ROLS WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT

Sharebare gave me this idea.  Thanks again and i hope you enjoy.  Quick plug

http://sharestabolist.blogspot.com/

Disclaimer:  If you fall in one of these categories and are offended by this.  Tough Shit!

I know I am not the only person who observes what kind of woman are in the Club but if i am then i must be a weirdo.  So anyways... from my observations I have come up with 5 categories for what type of woman I notice in the club.   Also i will let you know from my experience which type of chick you want to talk to or to dance with.

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THE CHICK IN A RELATIONSHIP

Sometimes its instant when you notice that a chick is in a relationship because they may end up going to the spot with a male companion.  Regardless if that's her boyfriend or not, you want to leave this woman alone.  My reason to leave this type of chick alone at the club is because if that was her boyfriend and he sees you talking to her he may just get upset and fists may be thrown.  Also in an environment that has liquor present its not a good idea because anger can be triggered easy.  If she came with just a male friend.  80% of the time she brought a male companion just so no other dude will hit on her because she is in a relationship or she just doesn't want to be bothered.  So i usually leave these ones alone.  Sometimes you can get lucky because if you are like me not looking to holler at a chick in the club and just dance then these chicks know that you are harmless and that you just want to have fun.  These chicks are probably one of my favorite type of chicks to dance with.  

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THE PARTY "IN CROWD" HIPSTER CHICK

If you know one of these type of chicks then that is a plus!  Because they can get you into any club you want to without waiting in line.  Usually they are working the door or they know the person throwing the party.  These chicks are pretty much local celebrities they are total "scenesters" that know everyone.  But that's whats wrong with them.  They know everyone because of the nightlife.  You can bet that you will see them at every party you attend.  Also they usually don't branch away from there popular friends so don't expect to get a dance with them.

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THE HOOCHIE

These chicks are straight eye-candy.  They are the chicks that are dressed in short skirts tank tops and heels.  These chicks are great to look at and all but that's about it.  Remember i am going off what i like and I'm not really into these type of chicks.  If you like these type of chicks then feel free to ask them to dance.  50% of them will say yes but you have to show them attention in the club and when i say attention.  I mean DRINKS!  If you are the type that likes to "freak" on these chicks this is your best bet.    

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THE BIRTHDAY PARTY CHICK

The birthday party chick is the chick that you want to meet at the club.  These chicks are fun to hangout with because 1.  They are there to celebrate someones party or maybe even themselves.  2. They are down to get FUCKED UP!  You don't even have to go up to them and ask if they want to dance.  All you gotta do is just enter there "circle" while they are dancing and just start dancing with them.  You will either end up dancing with one of them or maybe even all the chicks in the party.  LOL!  Don't expect to get there numbers because they are there just to have a good time.  So don't even think about asking.

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THE FUN GIRL

a FUN GIRL is best described as the chick that asks you to dance.  They will either notice that you are peeping her so they will make the first move or they just notice you.  These chicks are rare though.  So if a FUN GIRL approaches you be prepared and make sure your game is tight.  You may just end up having the best time you ever had at a club and even met a new friend.  

Remember these are my personal observations so i can be totally wrong.  

THICK IN THE THIGHS, EDIBLE LIKE PIES

Second installment of TELL ROLS WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT:

  So I get an email from my old coworker from Kendall Wilkinson Design and she tells me that she's been reading my blog.  I'm like, "holy crap, are you serious?"  Because i'm all wondering how would she know that I started a blog, then I remembered I used to advertise my blog on bulletins on Myspace.  So she gave me the subject for my next blog entry for TELL ROLS WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT and its WHAT KIND OF WOMAN DOES ROLS LIKE?  It's pretty broad but i will work with it.  Thanks Julie for the idea.  Hopefully I don't disappoint.

What kind of woman does Rols like?  I pretty much like them all.  I don't discriminate I love all woman from different nationalities.  White, black (light skinned is preferred) Asian, Latina, Indian (red dot or feather) the list keeps going.  But the real question is do these races other then Asian chicks feel me.  And as of right now it doesn't seem like it. Since majority of the woman I've dated or slept with are all of the Asian decent expect one white chick ( I can blog about that another time).  OK lets get back on track.....

Im a total sucker for chicks with mad personality.  Chicks with a sense of humor are straight up DOO DOO meaning the SHIT!  I love chicks that can make me laugh because in return I hope I can do the same.  I'm also into woman who are smart I'm not saying that you have to have a degree or anything i just want to make sure that we can have adult conversations not just conversations about what he or she is doing with you know who.  You feel me?  To me personality overtakes looks.  But if the woman has The looks too that's just an added bonus!  I know y'all probably don't believe me so i guess i will just continue to the looks department.  

Like I just said earlier Personality is key to me when looking for a mate.  But i know that i may be picky at times in the looks department.  I'm not really into tall woman.  The tallest Chick i dated was 5ft 7 she basically went up to my nose.  I'm not really into tall woman because I'm not really into chicks with big feet.  Haha!  Yes! I'm a foot and toes guy.  I love woman's feet remember only the pretty clean ones.  I owe it all to the Movie BOOMERANG.  I'm also not into skinny woman.  I need a woman with meat on her.  I need a woman who is in the weight range of 110-150.  I like them thick!  I need something to grab on and i don't mean her ribs that are showing or a chicks six pack.  That shit is just way to gross.  Chicks with six packs are disgusting.  why the hell would i want a chick with a six pack when i don't have one.  I like a chick with a lil baby phat around her waist.   LOL!  OK what I'm about to say maybe a lil graphic or might be T.M.I but I need to see the waves and the ripples when I'm hitting that from behind. It just looks great!!!!  Yes i know I'm  disgusting but hey this is my blog not yours.  When asked if I'm a Breasts or Ass man i reply with the answer "Both."  I love both.  I love them equally.  They both feel good in my hands.  

So that pretty much sums it up.  I like all types of woman that are thick in the range of 110-150.  I love pretty feet and toes.  I'm a breast and ass man.  I hate six packs on chicks.  I love seeing the waves during the nasty.  I like them funny and smart.  

Currently and i won't front for the past year and a half this is the characteristics of the woman (singular)  i have been feeling.

Great Personality:  she is smart, independent, hella funny,  bitchy, loving, rude, has a nasty mouth, nerdy, thoughtful and hella REAL.

Looks:  Beautiful, sexy, plain jane, thick, pretty feet and cute toes, versatile, clean skin.

I know i probably left out a few traits here and there but ALL I CAN SAY SHE IS THE COMPLETE PACKAGE!

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Remember this isn't class so don't critique my grammar cuz i really don't give a crap!  haha

HEAD WRAPS TO HEELS

This is the first installment of TELL ROLS WHAT TO BLOG ABOUT.

THE EVOLUTION OF THE CLUB CHICK

  Me being 30 years young and pretty much been on the scene since i was 18 I noticed a change in woman's attire in the night life scene.  I remember from the age of 21 to lets say around 25  i noticed that woman were all about that Erykah Badu look.  Head Wraps on there heads and earth tone colors all draped on there bodies.  Dresses with jeans and sneakers were the in thing at that time.  And for some odd reason i was hella digging that look on woman.  I guess you can say it was the hip hop look for woman.  Well that's what i called it.  To me it was that Bohemian look.  The grass roots look.  If you don't know what I'm talking about just look pictures of Jill Scoot and Erykah Badu.  You can use them as visuals.  I'm not saying Erykah or Jill Scott are fine I'm just using them as examples.  Even though they had all types of clothes covering there bodies i thought that was sexy.  There were still your typical HOOCHIE mama chicks present but i wasn't into those type of chicks and still ain't.   Oh yeah just so you know these parties i attended aren't your club NV, Suite 181 wanna be Vegas style parties.  It was your usual Tuesday-Sunday in crowd hipster type parties.  Trust me there is a difference.  Anyways lets get back on track........

From the age of 26-30 i noticed a change in woman's attire.  I noticed a new SEXINESS in a woman's steeze.  Out with the head wraps and earth tone colors and sneakers and in came those sexy ass Pumps or high heels and expensive tight jeans that formed nice around the ass and hips (beast mode)   but still it wasn't hoochie it was sexy yet simple and well liked by me.  BTW i still love chicks who rock sneakers to the club because i know that your puppies hurt when rocking those sexy ass pumps.  Would you like me to massage those for you?  hahahhah!  And may i say woman are sporting this look at hip hop clubs.  So what do you think is gonna be the newest style for woman's club attire when I'm 31-35.  Someone is gonna have to let me know because i am already tired of going out.

Keep the ideas coming.  I will try my best to write about the idea's you guys give me.

Thanks

ROLS